What if we all had tails?

Okay, so I had the funniest conversation EVER today! I laughed until I cried...and that hasn't happened in a realllly long time. I can't really remember the last time I did that. So here is the conversation that happened, names left out.

S: Doesn't everyone start out with tails or something? Isn't that what your tail bone is?

M: Yeah, if you had a tail that is where your tail would be. On your tail bone.

J: What if everyone had a tail? Wouldn't that be so weird?

N: It would wag when you get really excited.

(Everyone): HAHAHAHA

S: People really do have tails right?

M: Yeah, let me look up some pictures on google for you.

J, N, S: GROSS!

S: What would you say to someone who has a tail?

N: Hey man, you've got something in your pants. It's wiggling.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

About 20 minutes later...

J: Hey M, I want that youtube app. on your phone. Can you bump it to mine? (bump is another kind of app)

M: Sure. You ready to bump?

S: Hey man you want to bump? Oh, and there's something in your pants. It's wiggling.

M: He is probably just excited to see you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm telling you...laughed until we cried. Maybe you had to be there. BUT OH SO FUNNY! :) I love moments like these!